i was just in the middle of an entry and this crap just decides to go back when i pressed the backspace button. wtf. and i was in the middle of typing so it wasn't like i had clicked out of this text box in which i am typing. interestingly enough, when i pressed backspace, it took me back to a plain "add a new post page" but it was INSIDE the text box. i was looking at a page within a page. nice.
and in neither page was my actual text.
nice.
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anyway, i was just typing about some really random crap that keeps crossing my mind such as:
why do they put mints on pillows in hotels/motels? and who the hell started putting the comforter over the pillows? who the fuck started that? i want to find that person and kick their ass for making me waste my time on something so fucking stupid. unless someone can give me a reasonable explanation for it then i will continue to think its stupid. i mean, it's not like its a SURPRISE to find pillows under the blanket...
you know what, this blog lags sometimes. i mean i know my computer sucks but this is the only website that lags while i type. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
why do people insist on getting the best parking spot? i mean, what are you saving your self? twenty-thirty feet? wtf. are we all that lazy that we aren't willing to make the extra steps? this is whytf everyone is so fucking fat. the other day at the gym i saw a woman pulled over to the side waiting for people to leave the front row gym parking. its a huge parking lot for the very few businesses there, whytf couldnt she walk the extra steps? its not like its a mile, its not like its even gonna take more than one minute of her time. isn't the reason a person goes to a gym is to help stay in shape?
today some guy at the gym was wearing a spam shirt. i found this to be very amusing.
also, i found the man of my dreams on tv, and then he walked into a mcdonalds, perfect.
recently while cleaning one of the rooms at my motel job (tiny, has 6 rooms and is so cute!) i noticed the space around the toilet in one of the bedrooms seemed really small. now, mind you, this is the first time i have ever been able to call myself small since i was a child and i barely fit. wtf. whotf is supposed to fit there? i found it to be very uncomfortable and couldn't stop thinking about something my boss once said. i had reset a table at my waitressing job and my boss asked me to look at the space i had left for one of the chairs. "what?" and she responded, "nobody except you and maybe the few skinnies who come in here will fit there, fix it." a couple days later, i noticed a customer move the table forward so that one of the guests of their party could fit in the space. my boss glared at me. now, i can't stop thinking about wtf i'm sposed to do about this room. should i suggest that only smaller people rent the room out. wtf. im definitely not the tiniest person around, but i can't get over the idea that someone bigger than me will find it much more discomforting than i do.
today someone left me a two dollar tip in one of the bedrooms. i wonder if they did this b/c they had kids and most likely were the cause of the odor in the room. seriously, the room smelled like feet. i don't think i want kids. i don't like the idea of having to vouche for them all the time. someone will have some serious convincing to do if they want kids with me. the only reason i would want to have a kid is to spread my wonderfully brilliant genes. i just can't stop thinking about lugging around two kids who won't stop crying for candy but i'd have to tell them "no" more than half the time b/c the candy won't be vegan friendly. can you imagine even half of the crap i would go through with raising a vegan family? pft.
it's nice to have a few free moments to myself today. i am sick and tired of cleaning up everyone's crap and not having the time to clean up my own crap. i cannot leave town with a dirty house. ick.
i think it's weird the gym will be closed tomorrow. i mean, i completely understand being closed in observance of a holiday, but don't MANY people make resolutions to start going to a gym? i would assume it would be a great day to be open, but whatever i'm not in the gym business so i guess i wouldn't know.
my resolution this year: i want to get in better shape so that i can train to become a group fitness instructor for body pump. do you know how amazing that would make my life? i would be able to work out and get paid for it, it would save me so much time in my everyday. plus, i am secretly in love with the other instructor. 
since i'm now talking about the new year, i guess i could set up some resolutions.
1. learn to make coffee. i have been trained in EVERY possible minimum wage job (even though i make more than minimum at the motel but you get the point) except working in a coffee shop.
2. get in better shape than you and everyone you know.
3. meet ppl in my area who love to dance. annie doesn't like to very often 
4. get better at managing my finances.
5. care even less about what you or anyone else thinks of me, the things i do or say.
6. get rid of friends who bring me down -- you people ruin my life. lol.
7. get cooper in shape. he's fat....again
8. forgive and forget -- apparently i still owe lots of that to quite a few people.
9. visit my nephew, davian, more often.
10. get better at initiation. AND i REALLY need to get better at responding. i'm sorry to those who i have failed to return calls, emails, or txt. i'm really bad at that kinda stuff.
11. get back in touch with friends i have allowed to disappear from my life b/c i suck at initiating.
i guess i'm done for now. this entry is way too long, even though no one reads this crap.
Keywords: gym, kids, mints, parking, pillows, resolutions, spam
